Matthews Babacy 14.8

Welcome to the Matthews, I know it has been a while, but I’ve tried to get some ICT work done, and failed to do so :/ So college isn’t looking to bright :/ Oh well, time to move on ;)

“HOW WILL I GO ON WITH THE PAIN?”

What’s your beef?

“BEEF! Saturn likes beef :’(“

“WHY? Why not me? Or that dick Darren?”

I’m sure many of the readers are thinking that ¬¬

Best thinking face, EVAR <3

“I will twist this suckers head off!”

“….He fascinates me!”

I’ll be honest, I stared at him for a long time to.

Man, why do all the OLD people seem so down today?…And who are you playing with?

“Nick..You know the dude who asked me for a autograph when my mum died?”

Yeah…Really sensitive..

Oh yeah….him. Well he DOES pull of wearing eye liner for guys!

Nick was made by a good friend Spindleberry, so thank you :)

“Hugs…Just like my mum never gave me….How could I lose 2 mums in a day?”

Well, someone holds a grudge..

“It’s just so beautiful….That a guy can wear eyeliner and look so hot…”

“Yeah um…..I’m still not laid here? Can we get a move on?”

“I’ve never met someone who was so…forward..”

Um, yes you have ¬¬ ONE OF US sleeps around a lot ;)

No real reason for this pic…I just thought it was cute <3

As is this one :P There is just something about Gem’s face in this shot, where she always looks beautiful.

“Hey! Forget about the making of my brother or sister who is only needed if I die…I’M GROWING UP!”

I can’t wait to see our little teal princess all grown up :D

“HA, YOU ADMIT IT!”

And what a beauty she is!

“Feel free to bow to me peasant!”

Still a brat ¬¬

Hey cutie…Guess who is also growing up today?

“BARNEY :O”

No…You..

I didn’t think she could get any cuter <3

“I could be a model, right?”

Oh please don’t take after Farrah!

“Maybe a swimsuit model?…Or a child actress!”

Although she WOULD be a cute actor, how about being normal?

“….Nah :P”

Don’t you love the range of emotions?

“But…I don’t want to be old…That means I will have to…get a job!”

“No homework…What a bad thing..”

“I think it will be sweet, you’ll learn responsibility…and I get your room!”

Ah, teen moments <3

“I don’t like this film…It’s to scary…”

“BAMBI? Scary, are you for real Steffi?”

“I don’t like it….there’s no princesses.”

“That’s it Bishop! Come to mummy…Although, you have to do it in a straight line….You know, as you’re a bishop?”

……

“……I don’t get it…”

You’re lucky you don’t cutie…It’s a bad joke ¬¬

“I’m sorry grandpa, I didn’t know that suggesting I had a kitty to make me look cuter was a bad idea…”

“I MISS MY KITTY :’(“

“I have to do SOMETHING to get my career going!”

“….I know the ultimate idea Rhiannon.”

“Yeah, I’m not feeling this..”

What did you expect? It’s Dimitri’s idea..

You going to glare at your muffin all day?

“Maybe….Once this muffin sales…I’LL BE FAMOUS!”

Is this your rise to fame to?

“Nah…But I got to give something back to my people, so I will learn how to make alcohol for all!”

…..one normal Matthew? Is that so hard?

Change of clothing?

“Yeah you know what it means.”

Cool beans..

“There is something I got to do…I just can’t think of it..”

MAYBE IT WAS GET CANGED FOR YOUR DAUGHTER’S BIRTHDAY?

“My family is so abnormal!”

“Aw mum, I can’t believe this is your 8th baby…It looks like your 9th!”

ELENA :D You’re a Ghostbuster?

“Yeah….And do these have FLOUR in them?”

“Hey women, move it or lose it!”

“Told you I would be famous!”

Nice face pulling there Tiana :)

“Hey Sean!…You want to come over? Sure!”

You two still look adorable <3

“I think I found my life partner..”

Even if you haven’t talked to him in like…forever.

Hey careful! Easy on the baby you two :P

“Listen baby…I want to ask you something.. I know next chap is your last chap…so..”

“…Wait a minute…I feel….funny.”

“This is SUCH an inconvenience.”

“Whoa, my mum is hard core!”

“Wait…So if I am heiress I have to do that?”

After a long….and I mean….LONG labour, a mini Dimitri was born <3

“I am not my grandpa!”

¬¬ I see he has the Matthew attitude…Anyway this little guy’s name is Tyson!

“Anyway…So I know you are going to be done next chapter…So I want to ask for your hand in marriage?”

“OH SEAN! Oh course I will! I just….I gotta go make us dinner to celebrate!”

Care to explain to me why you just left instead of kissed and….other things to your new fiancé?

“Wow honey, how did you know burgers were my favourite?”

I REALLY wouldn’t eat that, this smells like a badly thought out plot..

“Whoa that tastes weird…..Is that pickle?”

PICKLE? IT’S POISON MAN!

Oh…I think he figured it out…And why is your shirt off?

“DADDY! I KNEW HIM SO WELL!”

Actually….You REALLY didn’t know him that well..

“What the hell happened?”

LOOK! WE ARE ENDING THE CHAPTER LIKE WE STARTED IT ;) Anyway, sorry it’s so short and to be honest, sucky, but I had to try to rush so I could attempt AGAIN at doing my PhotoPlus stuff…which is IMPOSSIBLE! Anyway, only one more chap of the generation to go!

Matthews Babacy 14.7

 

I’m back, yet again with more Matthews Madness, insane and unrealistic plots are guaranteed ;) Hope you all enjoy it :D Also for those that can’t comment, feel free to use the Shout box, it’s there to have a laugh anyway :)

Wow, do you two know how to party ¬¬

“Teenage hood isn’t all drunk parties and shiz..”

What exactly IS shiz anyway?

Oh look, we start off with a birthday….That’s a new one..

“Oh it is….Look at the excitement on my face..”

“Forget him sweetie…No matter how many birthdays I attend I’ll act like I’m interested all the same!”

After 130 + you really can’t fake enthusiasm, sorry about that ;)

Oh Dimitri, it’s so sad your age bar is full :(

“You’ll never get rid of me! NEVER!”

What a sweet little teal child :3 You look like a little princess!

“Because I am! Bow before me peasant!”

Say what now ¬¬

DOULBE BIRTHDAY!!! Well that is sadly, also not a shock.

“I am so glad that everyone came for my birthday, shows I’m welcome, you know?”

Um….Don’t look behind you then, got to love Tiana ;)

“He is now my only sibling…”

Fine, less birthday presents for you…That’s how I look at it ;)

Some things, never change do they?

“WHERE is my car?”

Excuse me? Attitude much?

And straight away, he returns to his keyboard….It’s destiny I tell you!

“Damn, this kid is good…Maybe he should join the band?”

“She asked you what now? I will NOT join a band with only my mum and dad! It would smell all….old.”

Hello little cutie pie :)

“Call me that again, and I’ll chew your head off!”

O.o

“Yello? Gem speaking, if you want to know me up, speak now ;)”

Wow….You’re taking this in your stride…

“I’ll be there in a few minutes..”

Whoa, cool trick! How do you get your eyes to do that? :O

There are plenty of reasons a mother of 6 would get in her styling car at midnight without saying a word….Like milk! That’s one!

O.o Tiana! Get back to bed!

“Don’t act all innocent! I know this is one of your lame plots!”

O.o True ¬¬ It’s not one of my best..It’s not even technically mine (thanks Firebird :)

GASP :o IT’S YOU….I did NOT see that coming!

“Oh shut it, I bit her and lets be honest, you can’t resist the chance of hypnotising someone..”

Sad but true ¬¬

“Did you miss me my little Gem?”

“Ye-huh…Those other guys have nothing on you!”

Not even your boyfriend? Remember him? Damn ditz

I do have to admit though, he does look pretty good for him age…3 gens ish, so what 100?

“What can I say? I’m god!”

“She is so out of it…Ok, you can take over now..”

“Thanks for that Danny, I can’t thank you enough for your help..”

“You know what I want Vesna…That’s the only reason I did this..”

“Listen up ‘Gemmy’ next time you see your ‘boyfriend’ I want you to give this to him, understand?”

:O I never liked you ¬¬ Well I do…But not in sim form ¬¬

“You truly are evil Vesna..”

“What can I say? Rachel died, someone needed to pick up the slack and make this interesting…”

¬¬ Hey….I’ve been busy being dead ¬¬

Meanwhile Dimitri went around all of his kids to see the new editions and yes, there are quite a few….Including one from Eddy ¬¬

“Hey descendant of mine…..I had a kid with my distant relative…Neat huh?”

And here we have little Mervin (giggles) Matthews, for those who don’t know….Eddy got together with Aqua, you don’t remember who that is? Well…

Her. I love the fact my ‘daughter’ looks perfectly happy ¬¬

“I am clearly the prettiest.”

True XD

As for her sister, Virgo She to has a little girl who I think was called Diane. Her father is one of the ‘fathers’ which was supposed to have a child with Gem, but my sims hate me ¬¬

Also Libra is also expecting a child, as is Scorpio, Leo and Pisces….They breed like fish…

But how cute is little Rhiannon?

“Mummy no where clothes!”

There is a word for that ¬¬

How many people swim in there tux? SERIOUSLY!

“Damn! I see a red haired fox standing before me..”

But still, look at his wittle face :3 I’ll forgive him for that comment ;)

“Now my beautiful vixen… I believe we have ‘business’ to attend to?”

¬¬ Anyway Rick Walls was created by SimsStory :)

In case anyone HASN’T noticed, his arm is glitched sort of ruined the moment ¬¬

“SOMEONE LOVES ME! YOUR A SMART DUDE….UH….DUDE!”

You got to love Tidus ;)

She is still one of the most beautiful sims I’ve ever had :)

“Leave so we can get….funky..”

“I have seen things that CANNOT be undone..”

“OH MY GOD….I scarred my son!”

“Hey dudes, yeah just saw my mum in action..It sort of got me in the mood…”

….That is wrong on so many levels…Still, he moved out, we needed the room..

Don’t all the girls have a strong bond?

“She bores me, she’s just a peasant.”

YOU’RE NOT A PRINCESS!

Nice painting there Tidus….NOT :p

“It’s very…artistic.”

Again, even from behind….HOW CUTE IS SHE :D

“She might just be my favourite…”

You’re a mother….You’re not ALLOWED favourites XD

“OMG I JUST SAW ALIENS!”

“Yeah….The kid is nuts…Doesn’t get it from me obviously..”

How sweet is his face :) Even in old age he’s a cutie :3

I CAUGHT A RARE SHOT OF PUKE :D

“Get bent…But before you do assign someone to take over….Then get bent..”

CWUTENESS <3

“Have you not even noticed my change of clothes?”

Nah…Was to busy looking at you BENDING HER ARM :O

While Gem was getting a bit of cooking XP at the library…Her mum died.

“OMG It’s not like I ever spent time with her….But MUMMY!”

“HEY SCREENTIME :D”

“OMG YOU WERE HER DAUGHTER? I NEED A AUTOGRAPH!”

Don’t you love the people I pick to be daddies XD

“I never knew her daddy….It’s not fair…WHERE IS MY INHERITENCE?”

“Aww, bonding :)”

Best grandma ever Saturn ;)

And it appears we have YET ANOTHER birthday :)

“I’m not in the mood…But as I’m super grandma GO KID WHO’S NOT TECHINCALLY RELATED TO ME!”

“So…What do ya think ;)”

Handsome, could have been a lot worse, though I think it’s just his skin tone which makes his face look close together :/

Still best friends :) I don’t even need to MAKE her spend time with her mum :)

“Just don’t be a princess like Farrah…Ok?”

Speaking of autonomy..

“Well mum is musical..”

Yeah, but she hasn’t picked up the drums for CHAPTERS..

“…I will be famous, mark my words!”

:( I heard grimmy coming and thought it was for Dimitri…But it was for super granny :(

“Please get me away from them….I can finally stop acting now!”

“How could you do this to me :( I was supposed to go first and not feel heartbreak, you heartless cow!”

And straight away he goes and hugs little Rhi..

“You have slight blue hair….Fill the void!

Or not :/

“Isn’t it heart warming that grandpa can smile when his true love was taken from him?”

“If I act happy…then Grim will surely come!”

“HE-YAH!”

Don’t mess with this strange pregnant chick..

“God, those throws made it move…Now it’s tearing my insides…Damn kid..”

Didn’t they ALL do that? Your insides should be well and truly stretched ¬¬

This little dude who is showing us the finger ;) Is little Bishop Matthews :) Thanks for the name suggestion Jenny/Havana, if you haven’t read her stories, there is a link on my page :)

As you can see he has his daddies eyes, and Dimitri’s hair. It lives YET ANOTHER generation :)

“Little brother is creepy..”

Sadly that is the case with most younger brothers…Mine included ;)

 

So anyway, I THINK we only have 3 more kids to see (>.<) so please stand by me, and get ready to choose ;)